GET OFF MY BACK IT'S A THING OKAY?!

cacty:

omg baby

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fwoopdedoop:

A reluctant trip to the vets.

AS;DLKFJ A;SLFJA;LSKFHSHZ;LKFJ A;LkDJSF;LKA

SOOO CUTE.

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before-series-three:

there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.

We don’t even know who it was, I just—

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

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coolscar:

when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing

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paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

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thefrogman:

I don’t have a good caption or reason for posting this. I just really like this chicken.

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